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davewiner: Gallup Daily: Obama 48%, Clinton 46%. http://tinyurl.com/4q365s

davewiner: Clinton's "street cred" on national security consists, of course, of being massively wrong. http://tinyurl.com/5sxugp

davewiner: More info about the conference on Martin Varsavsky's blog. http://tinyurl.com/3oh7l8

davewiner: Loic at a tech conference on a huge farm in Menorca. Sifry was on his way there yesterday (via Chicago & London). http://tinyurl.com/6oac2z

davewiner: "Losing your bearings" is shorthand for "The wheels came off the Straight Talk Express." Can't stand the heat, stay out the kitchen, McC.

TheBloggess: Victor: You phoned in your last post. Me: It was about ripping off a cat's leg and beating another cat with it! And bear attacks! Him: Meh.

TheBloggess: What's the max # of times I can write "porn" on the Chronicle before getting banned? http://tinyurl.com/3mhl27 I'm hope it's more than 3.

TheBloggess: @wilw Wow! Thanks, Wil! That *was* comprehensive. @Everyone-else-on-twitter: The hell?! I think Wil Wheaton is high, y'all.

TheBloggess: You know when you accidentally put a sorta nude photo of yourself on the internet but no one notices? It's both relieving and insulting.

TheBloggess: @CosmoPolitician Oh and I'm married too so there is that.

leolaporte: I'm liking @Mento very much indeed. del.icio.us meets StumbleUpon + FB. Another fine web 2.0 site from Down Under. http://mento.info

leolaporte: @dlprager You should know better than anyone why @martinsargent and I can't be in the same room. Didn't you get deposed, too?

leolaporte: @patricknorton I guess you don't know our "history." Or should I say "herstory." Ask @martinsargent - if he has the guts to tell it.

leolaporte: Wonder what @martinsargent will do when he discovers that his producer has booked me on Internet Superstar? Will he have the nerve to do it?

leolaporte: @logixdavid I use Yojimbo to store info, but am migrating to the cross-platform, net-syncing Evernote. The cloud's where it's at.

guykawasaki: Iguana Creates Short Circuit http://tinyurl.com/66ladg

guykawasaki: @JonathanNelson Live, just not listed yet.

guykawasaki: @webops Fixed. Thanks for the feedback and pointer.

guykawasaki: @Fractality What are you referring to? Can you send me a screenshot? guy@alltop.com

guykawasaki: @JonathanNelson It launched last night!

film_girl: @davfar and tiffany chunked up (unless she's pregnant). Celebrity Fit Club failed!

film_girl: Salon girl washed my hair too early as Jim is nowhere near ready. Le sigh.

film_girl: @cdejabet I'll take some when I get home :)

film_girl: @thaumata some service does just that. Check downloadsquad.com for twitter snooze. We wrote about it last week

film_girl: Getting my hair did

chrisbrogan: @Pandaran - I'm happy to help, and good luck with that. : )

chrisbrogan: Friending is back to being broken, too. Oh this is just ridiculous.

chrisbrogan: Ever since Twitter and @blaine parted ways, I'm getting lots more 500 internal errors. Maybe he wasn't so bad? (I still like you, Blaine).

chrisbrogan: @dubber - is this taped off an LP, or is that an "effect?" Sorry. This=Burial.

chrisbrogan: @tweetmeme - interesting!

emilychang: @rww congrats richard!

emilychang: feeling the design juice kick in

emilychang: listening to viva! la woman (cibo matto) always reminds me of nyc art nights with max and my brother at his apt on west 37th years ago

emilychang: timelining

emilychang: @poshy absolutely acceptable behavior

hotdogsladies: Today, Clinton distanced herself from the controversial "black gold" remarks made by close friend and hillbilly oil magnate, Jed Clampett.

hotdogsladies: @ginatrapani Wow, nice work, G!

hotdogsladies: The irony of being a procrastinator who writes about procrastination is exhausting.

hotdogsladies: Enthusiastic endorsements from Snuffy Smith and Li'l Abner are expected to broaden Hillary's appeal amongst poor, fictional whites.

hotdogsladies: Flickr should declare a Sadie Hawkins Day where all the hot chicks gratuitously over-compliment their masturbating troglodyte stalkers.

newmediajim: @VergeFringe @juliemason ROCKS!! she blogs here: http://is.gd/5f5

newmediajim: @mediastory i'm DYING HERE LOL 92 and sunny

newmediajim: @cookingupastory YOU'D really have fun down here shooting BBQ stories!

newmediajim: I'm streaming live right now, come chat! http://qik.com/video/74495

newmediajim: they killed our freakin LIVE SHOT cuz of Hulk Hogan's son newser grrr

spin: @mbuckbee So when they come of age they are forced to drop their social network AND customers and clients? I hate the teen grid SO much.

spin: @chrisbrogan /me snickers

spin: @DaleInnis And I'd say it's the same as the glove only if the glove enhances an action. It's a very tricky line to draw this 'one with' thng

spin: @DaleInnis In theory you don't need to disembark from the scooter. The only thing I can think of re: transport? Heelies, those skate shoes

spin: Awesome. http://www.cyborg.com.hr

Scobleizer: might have to video this at http://qik.com/scobleizer I just did a couple at FriendFeed.

Scobleizer: at dinner with @louisgray and his wife.

Scobleizer: I have a column to write today, and have to catch up on email and a TON of tasks. So, off goes Twitter...

Scobleizer: I'm struggling to catch up with all the new FriendFeed requests. I guess I shouldn't have done that. :-)

Scobleizer: Based on watching this tool http://qik.com/video/73022 I can tell that most sites I read use Google Analytics.

JasonCalacanis: Just finished doing pat croce's new tv show...

JasonCalacanis: Facebook allows over 5,000 visitors, look how many i have to add now! :-) http://skitch.com/t/n7h

JasonCalacanis: Is this Twitter spam??? http://twitter.com/nakko

JasonCalacanis: Question of the day: Can you copyright your Twitter stream? Can anyone republish anyone's twitter stream? Thoughts?

JasonCalacanis: @plesko: if you are not going to comment on bulldog photos than YOU MUST stop following me :-)

Armano: Skipped dinner and went directly to sweatville. Now all I want is a beer after this. I call it the Heiniken diet.

Armano: @matzucker tempted to take you up on that offer.. ;-)

Armano: @mmilan I need more brilliantly simple. Bring it on.

Armano: @servantofchaos well, misery does indeed love company. Or company loves misery. I get confused. Excel spreadsheets do that to me.

Armano: @poploser WHAT IS IT?

christinelu: Thai food for lunch with Jill from Go Green and @romangarcia from eBay. :)

christinelu: @SheilaS re: china tour. Thx for your interest! @elliottng and I will have the details after this month's China trip! :)

christinelu: about to have coffee with Jill Buck, Founder of Go Green Initiative. she's one of my mentors. I just haven't told her yet. will do so today.

christinelu: @marriottpr thanks! looking forward to the vip tech week cocktail we're planning in JW Beijing. so far, the team there has been really great

christinelu: Talking "googly" china ideas with @kevinmarks in Japantown SF. Nice guy. :)

gruber: You know what? Fuck Mario Kart.

gruber: Gwtting my ass kicked by Neven.

gruber: @jsnell I see you now.

gruber: @jsnell Screw Lost. Buy it on iTunes tomorrow. What you should do now is jump on Mario Kart.

gruber: McCain's wife seems like a real piece of work.

jkottke: Aggregating the "When Obama wins" meme: http://kottke.org/when-obama-wins/

jkottke: @bluejake Candide?

jkottke: Feeling sad for friends.

jkottke: Doing the dirty deed: answering a serious backlog of email.

jkottke: There's a high correlation between douchey agro Mario Kart nicknames and high scores. My new nick: Captain You Suck.

gapingvoid: "Suburban Lawn". I actually saw this band live as a kid in Houston, Texas. Fab. http://youtube.com/watch?v=32-LHS2-LxU

gapingvoid: "Nokia aiming to reinvent itself as an 'Internet company'..." Yeah, like, who isn't? http://tinyurl.com/4we886

gapingvoid: @davidparmet We should definitely organize a NYNY Tweetup for June 6th or 7th, thereabouts. Anybody else?

gapingvoid: @chuckboycejr If time permits, I'd be happy to hook up in NYNY June 6th-7th etc.

gapingvoid: new blog post: "'fred 42': work in progress- day six" http://tinyurl.com/55yv8m

ijustine: Watched a lady drive into a telephone pole, hop out and pull a cig and cell phone from her bra. Classy.

ijustine: I hate group/event mass messages on facebook. Im not even IN your group OR going to your event. If I was that'd be a different story. Maybe.

ijustine: Agh. Can't sleep. Not that tweeting can really help the situation much.

ijustine: Finally caught up on LOST. Wow, just... wow!

ijustine: Hello. How are you today? hope you are doing well. http://tinyurl.com/6klq4r

adamengst: Sometimes I love using the Finder's Inspector (Cmd-Opt-I) instead of Get Info (Cmd-I). Just set Show Extension on 55 ebook files at once.

adamengst: @chockenberry You're thinking of the Hypochondriataceous.

adamengst: Almost forgot to pass this on: http://www.placebosareus.com/ 20% off with coupon code NOWOPEN

adamengst: I think @stattenf has a winner here: http://www.placebosareus.com/ (The For Kids sections needs more products, though.)

adamengst: @robpegoraro I'm thinking about anti-spam filters that look at attachments - I'd toss a .exe instantly, but not a .zip

shelisrael: @kr8tr And you point, regarding Burma is what?

shelisrael: @michaelallison Let's not debate the virtues of UN while people start dying. Suggest a beeter action that save lives & I'll be w/you.

shelisrael: @batterista UN resembles keystone cops on a good day. But something needs to happen. Many deaths will occur soon, if we sit on our thumbs.

shelisrael: @chrisbaskind Last I checked, China was part of the UN.

shelisrael: @hardaway So you keep telling me. I'm at Mavericks about once weekly. Yet to stumbleupon you.

Dayngr: @ScottAllen This is a topic I can have experience on with Twitter

Dayngr: @ScottAllen I think the heads up is nice on the ratio but I think it should be used merely as that - a heads up. Happy that twhirl has inc.

Dayngr: @ScottAllen Bingo!

Dayngr: I swear I am going to change it to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up and rick roll him every time I call. <weg>

Dayngr: My ringtone on Mr. Right's phone is Jack Nicholson saying "You want this call? You can't handle this call!" everytime I call. lol

penelopetrunk: Going to 6 cities in 2 weeks. Crazy busy. I schedule a Pilates lesson in each place. To add peace. Today is my first lesson, and I miss it.

penelopetrunk: In Chicago: I luck out with my hotel room, which is really four rooms and a lake view. I should throw a party, but instead I iron my pants.

penelopetrunk: For 90 minutes I'm the productivity queen: 25 emails, 14 phone calls and one twitter. While I get waxed. Everything off. First time. Ouch.

penelopetrunk: Biting my nails thinking about investors. But, maybe I bit enough to make me lose weight. And, tomorrow is another day. For a manicure.

penelopetrunk: Browsing Time magazine's 100 most influential people. Searching for men I'd like to date. How could they omit martial status and height?

ev: I have a bug open in every tab.

ev: is getting rid of is.

ev: @Veronica I vote they should be $2.00 each. Cut down on junk mail. Isn't that the only use of postal mail these days, anyway?

ev: Saying goodbye to my rooftop neighbor. Hope the new owners are cool.

ev: Investigating FB stuff, again

abacab: http://tinyurl.com/6rcydl

abacab: Doodling. How much of it we'll end up using, no idea...

abacab: Year after year after year, EA keeps on doing things that make me not buy their games.

abacab: @letronseijin: You're probably right!

abacab: And--oopsie--John Borthwick....yer not too bright. Winer will ruin you. He's got ONE idea, and it's never been very good. Run, Forrest, run!

snookca: @jeresig when's FF3 RC1 supposed to be released?

snookca: What did the pirate say about the steering wheel down his pants? Arrrrgh, it's driving me nuts.

snookca: Programmer 1: "We have a problem", Programmer 2: "Let's use RegEx!" Programmer 1: "Now we have two problems"

snookca: @vanderwal you're like the prettiest girl who can never get a date.

snookca: @EdwardScherf email me or D msg your email address.

biz: thinking about changing the default twitter profile image o_0

biz: this is the phone I have been using lately http://tinyurl.com/yu9tnd

biz: remembering that LOST is on tonight courtesy of @donlbe

biz: @lbroekman it's bug #1613 intermittently affecting folks who use the UK longcode—we're investigating

biz: @jasoncronkhite we had dim sum and a the CEO of Zappos as our weekly guest speaker

Pistachio: "If you don't know where you're going, any train will get you there." That used to be an insult. I take it as a challenge. An opportunity.

Pistachio: Abt the cyclone: we rly *can't* just hit donate to feel better. Aid ain't getting thru. More valuable: to really listen, think and speak?

Pistachio: Oh and universe, that bit about a boy? That can wait if it has to. I got stuff to do. :-) kthxbai!!

Pistachio: To hell with my outdated notions of money.

Pistachio: 3) To invest in socially-responsible ventures and localized micro-lending and 4) to generate passive streams of interest income to donate

factoryjoe: OH'ing myself: "these tiny emperors have no clothing but they're setting up a fucking shopping mall to sell the stuff."

factoryjoe: @chrissaad hey mate, where's the OpenID on the DP wiki? http://wiki.dataportability.org/login.action FAIL much?

factoryjoe: @jchris no way @_evan is as big an amateur as @blaine. I mean, _c'mon!_ =P

factoryjoe: Can anyone explain the cute but ancient Chinese ladies selling cereal and canned goods on the street?

factoryjoe: It's not even 9am and already I've signed up for YASN (twine.com). I'm like FOX News: I do it, so you don't have to.

joshspear: Passing through Philly listening to a good rainy day playlist

joshspear: Anyone wanna walk me through setting up tethering my t-mobile curve to my macbook air? I've got the modem script but getting "ppp" errors

joshspear: Made it on the train to baltimore by a few seconds. Sopping wet. Next stop pack Micah's apartment up into a rental and drive 6 hours north

joshspear: Follow @pollylabarre she is the bomb and has interesting things coming soon

joshspear: mentally preparing for battle

amentele: Seems like a good time for a burrito the size of your head (tm). Then some landscape troubleshooting.

amentele: dear orange cones, one way signs, and other Parade of Homes asshattery, please don't take it personally when I crush you.

amentele: @michaellehmkuhl - here's to hoping we aren't {that] local business.

amentele: I had a dream about Hillary Clinton last night. I'd explain, but why ruin the potential for wild misinterpretation?

amentele: it's all damp and European out there.

Veronica: Oh P.S. we're giving away a Zune (plus accessories) on today's Tekzilla. And no "UGH ZUNE blah blah blah" comments! It's FREE!

Veronica: @Tekzilla Episode 32 - Gateway's iMac like PC, Maker Faire, HDTV on a budget, NAS vs Drobo http://tinyurl.com/4y9v5m

Veronica: OK, so I should get the $.42 stamps now. Thanks, Twitter! ;)

Veronica: OK, I'm confused. Are stamps $.41 or $.42 now?!

Veronica: @jmartinez723 it didn't tell me to lose, it told me to gain. how it intends to help me do that will be interesting to see.

wilw: Whoops. Meant to send that to my wife. Stupid mistweet. Well, now you all know how much I love her. Which is the most.

wilw: Taking off in about 15 minutes. I'll call when I land, and I'll know more about Tulsa travel later today. I LOVE YOU THE MOST

wilw: I heard that the TSA made him kick off his Sunday shoes, right in front of everybody, but he was cool with it and just cut loose.

wilw: I was unable to see if his destination was the danger zone, but it was clear that he was alright, so there was no need to worry about him.

wilw: Kenny Loggins was at the ticket counter near me. The girl checking me in was early 20s and had no idea why her cow orkers were so excited.

nick: When Obama wins Jason Kottke won't take the glory by slapping a pretty design on other people's jokes.

nick: When McCain wins peanut butter will not get gum out of your hair.

nick: When Obama wins Starbuck will find Earth.

nick: When Obama wins your Twitter fad will get a book deal.

nick: When Obama wins fortune cookies will really end with "in bed."

shashib: anyone having discount coupons for blogexpo?

shashib: New Post Legal Considerations for the Small Business http://tinyurl.com/6bl6yr

shashib: @quistuipater you are being optimistic its $4.65 for premium here already

shashib: @WebErika i am testing netsolcares and will keep you informed

shashib: @93octane hi5 company people preferably network ..

acarvin: Obama picks up superdel Vernon Watkins this afternoon, putting him up a net gain of 5 today and 12 since Wed. morning.

acarvin: LMAO at @hbeeinc's NPR pledge drive rap. NSFW, but that's okay; it sounds better with headphones anyway. http://hbeeinc.com/blog/?p=959

acarvin: Ow, something's in my eye. (and don't say rods and cones - I already know that. Sheesh...)

acarvin: Checking out the PBS Teachers election resources site: http://www.pbs.org/teachers/vote2008/

acarvin: Blog post from @bpp Zena about growing up in Lebanon and the flashbacks she's now having: http://tinyurl.com/6k7n5b

marban: @marshallk someone else's content is king, again

marban: google appengine's query limit is utterly awkward - no chance to go beyond 1k results, hence no info about # of user registrations.

marban: precious twitter moments: poking people at 4am

marban: back from ca, as usual my bags are not.

marban: ride in the tesla with @jasoncalacanis w00t!

dykc: I've got many flaws. The fact I say what you're too scared to say is not one of them. Marinate.

dykc: while notice($hotmess) == TRUE { negro_please() && co-sign ($act_right)}

dykc: "..don't ya'll hate a low-dough nucka? Always in my face with your PROMO, nucka! No, nucka, I don't know Jigga.." Marinate.

dykc: @daveglenn solid, 'preciate the link on the doors -- need to replace them soon.

dykc: If you love hip-hop, you should get down with these remixes by Ratatat: http://www.ratatatmusic.com/news.html -- see the 10/17/07 update.

marshallk: @spinnerin futureworks is supposed to be one of the coolest PR firms but I agree, they send a lot of obnoxious pitches. sorry @briansolis

marshallk: looking at a bunch of broken shit, trying to find something cool to write about!

marshallk: congrats to SlideShare on finally scoring the Slideshare.com URL instead of just .net!!

marshallk: new http://www.last.fm/presents looks kinda cool, interviews, music etc

marshallk: ok, i gotta go to bed and dream about magic robot unicorns. c u all later and thanks very much for the help with conf session title!

cspenn: @BeckyMcCray If it's feedburner, it's one of THOSE days.

cspenn: @TDefren What's your/their definition of spam?

cspenn: @DougH forget your bat, reach for your repost button.

cspenn: @jasonalba ftp://username:password@domainname.com

cspenn: Crunching a heck of a lot of data.

ericaogrady: OH: We Have a team in India Now...but who doesn't?

ericaogrady: Just sprayed herself in the eye with Voile Protecteur.

ericaogrady: Co-working + Jelly in the HBJ today :) http://houston.bizjournals.com/houston/stories/2008/05/12/story5.html

ericaogrady: @mschmulen is totally on my "Nice" List for loaning me a laptop while I wait for my Macbook.I was going a little nuts there-gotta be mobile.

ericaogrady: Left message for James - now about to head over to @mschmulen's for NutshellMail meeting.

evolutionlondon: Watching Peep Show for the first time. For some reason I've never caught the show before. It's actually amazing :) Wish I'd seen before

evolutionlondon: Watching Derren Brown and eating Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. I know it's 11pm but cereal is comfort food.

evolutionlondon: @jimphelps Nice in the evening. Even if we only have a pebbled beach.

evolutionlondon: Walk on beach was nice. Writing blog post on social media and watching Graham Norton show. Even though he's lost his mojo...

evolutionlondon: In its own way... :)

andrewhyde: @strebel congrats to you both!

andrewhyde: @JMalan don't know what it was, remind me

andrewhyde: @technosailor http://tinyurl.com/65eutk (I suggest teh $ symbol be used for sarcasm) $$$

andrewhyde: @technosailor re: leah, have you seen Brady?

andrewhyde: @technosailor great review. As soon as they have the comment interaction worked out, I see my twitter usage dropping

adelemcalear: @admore I am familiar with that site. Hinting at something? ;-) If so, you could consider bookmarking this one http://twittersnooze.com/ LOL

adelemcalear: @Illig Link to that piece? Share the love my friend. I'm peckish too!

adelemcalear: Thanks all for cluing me in to the obvious: @veronica

adelemcalear: Anyone know Veronica Belmont's Twitter ID?

adelemcalear: @Illig It's a powerful thing. Yup. Watch out!

brianshaler: Ok, I changed my avatar back.. Sorry for all the grief I caused by changing my avatar... http://twitter.com/CiaoBellaMe15/statuses/806906111

brianshaler: More diabolical than Rick Roll... A link that launches a program on the target's computer: http://tinyurl.com/3pwhvs Click at your own risk!

brianshaler: At least 40 people at #smc #phx.. Great to see so many phx peeps coming out to events like this!